You Look so Stupid, Happy, and Numb

Mom: “Sweetie take this”

*she says as she’s handing me medicine that went bad in the 90’s*

Me: “Baby let’s break up and you get another girlfriend and we’ll see each other secretly. It would be like role playing except your girlfriend wouldn’t be in on it!”　

lipsticksandbruises:

birth control is such a pain in the ass to remember to take everyday

Write a post about remembering to take your birth control and then forgetting to take  it on that same day

You know I live for the day
When you say

“Baby let’s just run away”